Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

You could say the victims were good to go. Permanently. (Update by Darnell) H.P. Lovecraft inspired worlds in which works of art were so upsetting, they could cause unending madness at one glance. We live in that world today.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Steve Don't Eat It

Steve Don't Eat It is a misnomer, because Steve will actually eat what his viewers tell him he should eat, even if it's novelty cereal from 1991, breast milk, or corn infected and bloated by fungus. He'll try to make it palatable, though, like when he makes a Beggin' Strips Lettuce and Tomato sandwich. Some of the dishes may make you believe Steve's in need of immediate medical attention, especially when he doesn't know how he's supposed to eat an exotic dish or how to combine used socks and bread fungus into a delicacy. Rest assured, he notifies you immediately that you're right and he does need an ambulance. I wonder why it's been so long since we were expecting to see volume two of his eating exploits.