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Toasted Pixel Presents:
In Honor of Snakes on a Plane


Snakes on a Train (2006)



It's time. Snakes on a Train. You doubt it? HERE:



That enough snakes on a train for you? Well you may not know it, but it ISN'T. Snakes on a Train has a twist. They're not there from any pansy terrorist or something like that. They're coming from an ancient Mayan curse that causes one thousand venomous snakes to hatch from one stoned-ass looking woman.



Is that enough of a twist for you? Well believe it or not, it's ISN'T. Why? Because there's THIS:



Screw it, here's the trailer. Enjoy it. Want it? Here.


Werewolves on Wheels (1971)



Want a bigger threat than snakes on a plane? Try werewolves driving on motorcycles. Now, these aren't your everyday werewolves driving cars like in the movie Werewolf. These guys know how to handle a hog in a leather jacket.


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The gang they're in isn't the Hell's Angels. No, these guys are the orignal Devil's Advocates, a very intellectual-infringement-conscious group of drunken riders.



Why are there werewolves driving motorcycles? Because they came across a cult of Satanists who hypnotized one of the biker women into dancing naked holding a snake in one hand and a skull in the other while cheap knockoffs of Cream songs play. The bikers eventually come by and break up the ceremony, but not before she's turned into a werewolf, because that's just something Satanists do, turning biker passersby into werewolves. Eventually all the bikers get in on the being-a-werewolf fun for one reason or another.



Snakes? They're for sissies.






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