Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

This lifestyle takes commitment. (Update by Simon) In an average lifetime, geeks will spend a total of five years eating, four months playing video games, and the rest of that time using the words "benchmark tests" to play that four months as AWESOMELY as possible.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Perhaps Better Than Harry and the Potters

Siriusly Black doesn't seem to get as much love as, say, Draco and the Malfoys. But we think it deserves as much notoriety. It's the only gangsta Harry Potter rap we've heard to date. Lyrics like "Bellatrix, little BI-ATCH!" truly set it apart from other Harry Potter songs, which would be acceptable for say, children.