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If you didn't go to school with this guy, you didn't open your eyes.

(update by Simon) Most film students fortunately aren't like this. But meeting this guy will influence you in much the same way that meeting the one pushy peace hippie would. You know, by filling you with contempt and despair and righteous feelings of prejudice forever.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
It's Dinosaur Adventure Land!

Dinosaur Adventure Land is a delightful and happy tool of hateful intolerance. Like most people who hate science, this organization doesn't know any:

"You can believe that you came from a rock, or you can believe that a loving God created you for a purpose."

Yes! As everyone knows, science teaches that we evolved from rocks.

To drive the point home, you can watch adorable Flash cartoons that portray believers in evolution as slightly retarded, inbred-sounding green people. To disprove evolution, the films show how dinosaurs exist today in our North American forests, reading the Bible in their spare time.

Also at the site, you can sign up for homeschool classes, download love-inspiring "Evolution is Dead" wallpaper, or learn to make a paper airplane in ten unnecessarily complicated steps (huh?).