Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

How to know you're talking to someone who's too hipster for his own good. (Update by Darnell) Inspired by true conversations. It's amazing how many people can agree that the American Civil War had nothing to do with black people. Until you ask them about actual black people in America. "Oh, THEY cared. Actual Americans didn't."

Toasted Pixel Presents: Yet More Replicating Hasselhoffs

David Hasselhoff seems to be obsessed with making fun of himself and replicating himself many times over. Get in his car to see for yourself. And here he is, again with the self-replicating. The point of the song seems to be that women reject him because he's David Hasselhoff. Well, at least he's preaching to a wide audience.