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This proves it. Video games lead to murder. (Update by Kareet) To the pro-censorship people: If you're trying to prove that millions of crates aren't being destroyed by impressionable children around the country, you're not doing the anti-gaming cause any good. After all, if kids haven't actually been performing this easily imitated, easily-gotten-away-with violent act that they're sure to do hundreds of times an hour in any game on earth, why would they be imitating any less violent, less repetitive act in those games?

Toasted Pixel Presents: Animal Communication!

Joanne Hull is a self-proclaimed Animal communicator, Paranormal Investigator & Psychic medium, Pets as therapy official assessor for Scotland, Speaker in communication, and Trainer in psychic development & communication. Of course, the part we're most interested in is Animal Communication. She describes it as: Through the website, you can also take workshops in "the J-Trust Training Method: The Lost Language of Animals." However, we're more interested in the telepathy programs, introduced by animated gifs on the site: So long, suckers. We're going to England for this training as men, but we will return as AQUAmen.