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Don't shut your eyes, kid.

(Update by Simon) We evolve to make our children easily eaten by woodland creatures. "If I can't see them, they can't see me!" Yes little Billy, keep believing that. *sharpening cooking knives*

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Here's to you, Lvl 8 Ogre.

I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.

We somehow think the ad would've been more effective if he always referred to himself in the third person. Eg, instead of "I'm allergic to cats," the ad would be more authentic if he said "Ogre allergic to cats. Ogre have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler, if such a puny country exists in ogre's world."