Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

This is about JUSTICE. For MARKETABLE stories. (Update by Simon) The LA Times and Kentucky producers were quite righteous in forcing NBC to apologize. If I were from Kentucky, I'd sure be pissed that a TV show existed where a plane was almost portrayed crashing somewhere in the world. Don't people see? It's very important to censor each other and punish people for exercising free speech. If we don't agree to live in terror, then the terrorists have already won!

Toasted Pixel Presents: Are You Ready to Fulfill Your Fantasy?

Continuing our fantasy week, we can't tell you how much we look forward to Whores of Warcraft officially launching. Finally, we can be... that guy in armor I guess. Who raises his arms in a flashy special effects power display, before he promptly gets his ass kicked by this woman. Over and over again. Beaten with his back turned. We're guessing it's her fantasy revenge on all the people who hired her to be an E3 booth babe for lousy pay.