Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Well, not yet, but soon at this rate. (Update by Simon) I love our drinks that are oriented to making us seem more active. Because they're designed to make us sedentary fat bastards.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Career Murdering Produce

The now famous Produce Paradise Rap is two white kids rapping about n&@#gas and such that white gangstas rap about. It has also resulted in A&P suing two kids for one million dollars for showing their produce in a slanderous light. After you look past all the controversy and headlining news, you can finally see that it's just kinda bad white rap about n&@#gas and such that white gangstas rap about.