Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Like David Copperfield? And embracing Lucifer? (Update by Simon) If the Kirk Camerons and Egyptian Pharaoh haters are right, then anyone who pulls rabbits out of hats at children's shows is in for an eternity of being told they should've gotten better vocational counselors.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Death's Herald

The Goodbye Kitty is FOX News' way of telling us they have lost their last shred of intent to report news. It's their Live broadcast, they bring on a medical expert to interview about the story, they bring up literature. We somehow approve. Completely. Tell us our fate, death cat.