If you think that the biggest problem with porn these days is that it lacks CGI skeletons
killing people, then
Pirates is the best movie to happen to you.
The movie seems to have spent an inordinate amount of funding on costumes, period piece sets, CGI pirate ships,
sea battles scenes, and supernatural boogeymen, so that there's barely enough money left to pay all
the ass-licking lesbians.
"PIRATES" is a monumental step towards the eminent merging of the entertainment industries. The entire production was shot and mastered on High Definition and combines over 300 special effects shots.
Yes! A monumental merging of all your favorite entertainment industries! If only The Last Starfighter
had a pirate rape scene. But not everyone can be a pioneer.
Sort of a metaphor, if you will.
This will undoubtedly be a huge hit. After all, in the tradition of The Goonies and Pirates
of the Caribbean, films that cater to children make twice as much money as traditional films
with gang banging.
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