Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

This is about as dangerous as they get. (Update by Derek) The Bad Boys of Bobst. You've seen them on Friday nights at NYU if you've braved the dorm slums of Washington Square Park downtown.

Toasted Pixel Presents: More Childhood Memories Left Stuttering With Their Jaws Open

Did you know that Sheriff Rosco from the TV show The Dukes of Hazzard, James Best, sings songs about being a police officer in Hazzard County? Yes, and not only does he sing a song about himself and Flash the dog, but he also endorses health products in bafflingly creepy depressed-child-oriented pill pushing campaigns. All this and he apparently takes The Dukes of Hazzard TV show very, very seriously, proudly publishing letters that say things like, "The Dukes were America's babysitters for millions of kids in the 80s... and they continue to perform the same function for new generations today." More TV shows should try to advertise themselves this way. By stating that millions of parents have failed in their responsibilities. Watch The Dukes of Hazzard.