The site Homemade Sex Toys
is pretty nutty already. The
Sex Toy PC Case Mod page is bafflingly
upsetting, as it suggests the existence of a market for geeks who, frankly, have sex with their computers.
Such a market doesn't exist, since if it did, its participants would be dead, or at least not
be able to get on the Internet reliably.
"We created this case mod to give the truly hard-core gamer an appropriate outlet.
Do you love your computer? Really, really love your computer?
Now you can satisfy your passion for PCs and your passion for pussy at the same time."
Now, this page not only says that some people do their computers, but that they do it because
they love to play video games and seek to make good games even better, through raping a metal box.
"We took a off-the-rack gamer’s PC case and modified
it by installing a fake pussy and accessories to enhance the user experience."
Wow, why don't we use that to enhance more experiences, like on chess boards or
mouse pads or baby monitors?
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