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Update: We won't be updating the rest of the week. We'll probably be in transit. Sorry. In the meantime, don't forget to give enough money for your Atonement to God, in a sum that will allow you to receive a free gift of an Ark of the Covenant you can proudly display after having given God a fee.

There are also a lot of lines on the page that would look strikingly similar to a site that would try to discredit Christianity, with the following lists of why and how much money you need to give to God, like "1. Double Portion (Joel 2:23) 2. Financial Promises (Joel 2:24)."

I woke up to this horrendous informercial for this, about how God will be angry if you don't give him money on September 22nd, and how he felt "in his spirit" that the right amount to donate would be $207. Or $2007 if you own a small company.

Well, just a heads up, on SEVERAL ACCOUNTS.




Truth in job interviews.



(Update by Simon) I should just be that brutally honest in an interview someday and just see which job I'd end up with.

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Aw, Look at the Babies!



And when I say the babies, I mean the cute little infants who whine and cry and sob over the fact that they're men, the true victims of our female-dominated society.

The site's resources like Angry Harry tell us how the law is completely on the side of women, which is why they're constantly victimizing men at home, in the workplace, wherever the powerless men find themselves cornered by such aggressive beasts.

The result is that there are very many millions of men and children who are being very seriously hurt by such women. And, instead of protecting them, governments seem hell bent on making matters far worse for them by siding always with the women whenever there are any conflicts within their relationships.


We must all acknowledge, finally, the fact that all women in court for domestic violence problems are ABUSING MEN!

Men are also nowadays educationally disadvantaged significantly compared to women; with the curriculum, the teaching methods and the resources being designed to cater far more for women and girls than for men and boys.


That's a sentiment we don't hear nearly enough! "Women get TOO MANY advantages that make the professional playing field swing wildly in their favor!" When can we finally live in a world in which men get more advantages, more of the better jobs, and higher pay for the same jobs as women? Oh, right...





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