Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

The most dead serious ad campaign in history. (Update by Kris) Now I just stick to conditioners. Choosing the right shampoo isn't worth your life.

Toasted Pixel Presents: The World's Littlest Political Tool of All!

Nothing makes you go "awwwww" more than the cutest little manipulative political maneuver that magical unicorns can come up with. Umbert the Unborn is the greatest idea by people who want to brainwash little kids as early as possible. The only problem is that it sucks. Consider yourself pinged!