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So what do we do now, sir? We die.


(Update by Derek) Can't catch me. The gingerbread man should've taken the easy way out, saved everyone the trouble of the chase.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
The Only Good Dating Site



Not everyone wants to put up with the lengthy questionnaires of most dating sites. Thankfully, My Free Breast Implants cuts to the chase (thanks to reader Elaine Corvidae for the link!).

Women here have the opportunity to "to earn Free Breast Implants!" Although I don't know, surgery on that level seems to me something you WOULDN'T want from an anonymous website. Makes me think of backalleys where people open their trenchcoats and show you the spare kidneys they can give you if you earn it. They even boast, "However, we do have relationships with a variety of cosmetic surgeons and often provide our female clientele with other cosmetic surgeries at no cost." I can't wait to read the headlines from that. Because any use of that "relationship" will result in tragic headlines.

Guys can directly donate to the women they want to specifically tell "you need surgery to look good enough for me." Sweet.

Get ready girls, you're gonna meet some quality guys on this site.





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