Simon has a lot of growing up to do,
but to the only minority growing up in a semi-cosmopolitan, medium-sized city,
his ignorant outburst may be understandable.
Now that we're on the topic of generic Middle America, enjoy the Adam Sandler movie-generating madlib.
This is the actual madlib which Hollywood uses to make every Adam Sandler film.
The choices the studios have already picked have been removed. Here are the possible remaining Adam Sandler films to be made:
Adam Sandler plays a slightly below average schmuck who's happy with his low-brow life as
__apron-wearing drug store clerk / office peon / contruction worker / tour guide / angry boyscout leader__.
Although his abrasive nature and rampages of brutal honesty means he shouldn't be dealing with people at all,
his job forces him to deal with the public on a daily basis.
His secret dream is to become a famous __aerobics instructor / American Gladiator / sports video game tournament winner / monster truck driver__.
He sucks at the skills that would require him to obtain that goal, but thanks to a shocking twist of outrageous fortune,
he has the opportunity to instead become a famous __British royal guard drill instructor / wig mogul / rabbi / abrasive children's show host__ with a heart of gold.
Entering that life begrudgingly,
he soon falls in love with __Brittany Murphy / Denise Richards / Jessica Alba / Cameron Diaz / amazingly talented actress who's good at looking bitchy then puzzled and eventually sweet__.
Although she is rich, proper, and can't stand him, she is forced to deal with him regularly, and learns to love him through their common goal of saving a home full of
__orphans with speech impediments / injured dogs with those safety cones around their heads / young single mothers__
that evil __Norm Macdonald / Rob Schneider / Andy Dick__ wants to demolish.
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