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12-30-05 This New Year's, sleep is for the weak and lame!
12-29-05 If woodland creatures took the red pill...
12-28-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 7 (Page Six)
12-27-05 Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas, Part IV: For the Sports Fan (Belated Gifts Special)
12-26-05 Celebrate the holidays however you see fit!
12-23-05 Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas, Part III: For the Misanthrope
12-22-05 Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas, Part II: For the Patriotic
12-21-05 We interrupt our Christmas gift list series to bring you highlights of the day's news.
12-20-05 Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas, Part I: For the Music Fans
12-19-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 7 (Page Five)
12-16-05 Who else would benefit from a subway strike?
12-15-05 If you see something, say something! As they say.
12-14-05 Introducing the Magnum 3000!
12-13-05 Some people just can't play along.
12-12-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 7 (Page Four)
12-09-05 Five Reasons Why the Narnia Movie Rocks
12-08-05 The 1933 movie makes this much sense!
12-07-05 More useful than the appropriate request forms.
12-06-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 7 (Page Three)
12-05-05 Now Celebrating DAY OF THE NINJA
12-02-05 Are we prepared to fight evil in the RIGHT WAY?
12-01-05 It's a guessing game!
11-30-05 These things don't just happen to Paris.
11-29-05 An insidious plot by mysterious forces.
11-28-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 7 (Page Two)
11-25-05 Our favorite mistakes
11-24-05 That Which We Are Most Thankful For
11-23-05 Your eyes start to go, your back starts to give out...
11-22-05 After enough games with them, the truth becomes clear.
11-21-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 7
11-18-05 Want a hobby that'll eat your soul?
11-17-05 Why oh why didn't we take the blue pill?
11-16-05 Choose your afterlife carefully.
11-15-05 This must be how they fool people into thinking spam is personalized.
11-14-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 6 (Page Three)
11-11-05 Pets think they're human!
11-10-05 They may eventually do away with the mouse ears someday, too.
11-09-05 It's bound to happen, and you know it.
11-07-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 6, Page 2 (updated 11/8/05)
11-04-05 Some people can just tell it better than others.
11-03-05 Ever dodge a layoff bullet but didn't deserve to?
11-02-05 When childhood icons grow up.
11-01-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 6
10-31-05 Happy Halloween!
10-28-05 It's important to meet your goals.
10-27-05 Yes, it makes exactly that much sense.
10-24-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 5, Page 3 (updated 10/25-10/26)
10-21-05 You too can be a hero.
10-20-05 It's an emotional thing, working on the weekend.
10-19-05 There's something special about those old style cameras.
10-18-05 History is in the eye of the dreamer.
10-17-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 5, Page 2
10-14-05 Curiosity exposed the jackass.
10-13-05 You can't prove that's not how it happened.
10-12-05 It's the little things that grow.
10-11-05 The man in the mask is more crafty than we thought.
10-10-05 Our regularly scheduled programming has been delayed, on account of this baleful foreshadowing.
10-07-05 Show that you're dedicated to your message.
10-06-05 Make time for the important programming in life.
10-05-05 Uh, heh, to be continued...
10-04-05 A movie is only as good as the sum of its nature documentary parts.
10-03-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 5
9-30-05 The movie Serenity is slightly better than this, actually.
9-29-05 Stop trying to keep up the mystery once you end it.
9-28-05 Honesty can often be the result of ignorance of your ignorance.
9-27-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 4, Page 2
9-26-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 4
9-23-05 Duckula would've been even less recognizable.
9-22-05 Art imitates life. With sea monsters. From space.
9-21-05 Movies So Bad That Uwe Boll Made Them
Uwe Boll's Blackwoods Film Review
9-20-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 3, Page 2
9-19-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 3
9-16-05 They make about as much sense as our own cookies.
9-15-05 It's Gasoline Giveaways!
9-14-05 Maybe it's not the entire world that needs to adjust to his films, but vice versa...
9-13-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 2, Page 2
9-12-05 Children of the Dot-Bomb, Chapter 2
9-09-05 Kids hear the darndest things.
9-08-05 This is about as dangerous as they get.
9-07-05 Things were easier in the olden days. Or harder. I forget.
9-07-05 Things were easier in the olden days. Or harder. I forget.
9-06-05 Welcome to our online comic book!
9-05-05 News Flash: New Orleans doesn't need anything like this to compound its tragedy.
9-02-05 The difference between tragedy and jackasses is distance.
9-01-05 Happy One-Year Anniversary!
8-31-05 Distance gives you a certain perspective.
8-30-05 Movies That Make Uwe Boll Look Like a @&#*%'ing Genius:
Aquanoids Review
8-29-05 Movies So Nonsensical That the Word "Film" Must Be In Quotes:
House of the Dead "Film" Review
8-26-05 How else could you explain people still funding the man who directed House of the Dead?
8-25-05 This was always the most suspect aspect of the science in The X-Files.
8-24-05 At least organizing bookmarks are easier in real life.
8-23-05 Celebrity Babylon: Steven Seagal
The World's Most Incomprehensible Official Website Ever
8-22-05 If you didn't go to school with this guy, you didn't open your eyes.
8-19-05 You think we want him either?
8-18-05 Celebrity Asylum: When Insane People Make Films
Alone in the Dark Film Review (Page 2 of 2)
8-17-05 Celebrity Asylum: When Insane People Make Films
Alone in the Dark Film Review
8-16-05 Animals probably get bombarded by senseless, random duck calls a lot less than we do.
8-15-05 At least this school would be honest about what they do and don't tolerate.
8-12-05 Just another Friday night there.
8-11-05 Just a part of growing up there.
8-10-05 Simplified Movie Review:
Hellraiser: Deader
8-09-05 Simplified Movie Review:
Boa vs. Python
8-08-05 A statement we hate, and for good reason.
8-05-05 Maybe this is why some choose not to talk or think about evolution much.
8-04-05 Magic could be part of it too.
8-03-05 When you start a new job, you gotta work out the kinks to get better at it.
8-02-05 Every new vocation starts off at the bottom.
8-01-05 Celebrity Asylum: Movies Made By Insane People
The Crow: Wicked Prayer Review
7-29-05 First impressions are important.
7-28-05 One makes as much sense as the other.
7-27-05 A popular sentiment these days.
7-26-05 Another comic that was originally cut from rotation (because it's not true, obviously, heh).
7-25-05 This movie doesn't exactly ring with actual people.
7-22-05 Sometimes, the art you create becomes so big, you can't control it anymore.
7-21-05 Sacrifice. The mark of intelligence.
7-20-05 I'll take my chances with that other guy.
7-19-05 Don't ask why. Nothing good can come from that.
7-18-05 It's a sure-fire cure for the condition.
7-15-05 A game you should never play if you can relate to it.
7-14-05 Sure, there are nicer ways to communicate, but hell hath no fury like a fed up dude.
7-13-05 Children's Stories REDUX (Part II): Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
7-12-05 Children's Stories REDUX (Part I): Little Red Riding Hood.
7-11-05 The movie would have been less ludicrous this way.
7-08-05 Everything about it is pretty nonsensical, not surprisingly.
7-07-05 If life were like games (Part III): History would at least make more sense.
7-06-05 If life were like games (Part II): Corporations would be pretty inefficient at resource management.
7-05-05 If life were like games (Part I): Military budgets would lose perspective.
7-04-05 July 4th, a time to act the way that makes us all proud.
7-01-05 How to deal with stress.
6-30-05 For honor's sake
6-29-05 Into the West Rocks!
6-28-05 The REAL Greatest American!
6-27-05 A Tract For Our Time
6-24-05 Previous Versions of the Matrix (Part II)
6-23-05 Previous Versions of the Matrix (Part I)
6-22-05 The movie Batman Begins Should Be Renamed
Gotham City Is Royally Fucked
6-21-05 The evolution of the orc
6-20-05 Don't See Dark Water
6-16-05 Our Favorite Aspects of the Bat
6-15-05 An Explanation of the Looney Tunes Evolution
6-14-05 Well, you're not supposed to think about it.
6-13-05 This will probably end with violence.
6-10-05 Ever have one of those moments of clarity?
6-09-05 Another sadly true story.
6-08-05 The Lion, the Witch, and the Dumbasses.
6-07-05 The truth about miracles of modern medicine.
6-06-05 Comics that got cut (Part II)
6-03-05 Comics that got cut (Part I)
6-02-05 You can't go home again.
6-01-05 They're still our allies on paper, anyway.
5-31-05 Houseguests become rarer as you get older for some strange reason.
5-30-05 Games They Should Make (Part II)
5-27-05 Games They Should Make (Part I)
5-26-05 The real thing may even be scarier.
5-25-05 It's getting kind of crowded down there.
5-24-05 Teachers have lives too.
5-23-05 Is this the type of thing you can take back?
5-20-05 Repent ye sinners. Get ready to get stones cast at you.
5-19-05 Getting ready for the big night.
5-18-05 It's time to make tracts! (Part II)
5-17-05 It's time to make tracts!
5-16-05 Star Trek Moratorium.
5-13-05 Cyclops University revisited.
5-12-05 It seemed logical at the time.
5-11-05 Looks and bunnies may be deceiving.
5-10-05 Some people just have that friendly phone voice.
5-09-05 I'm so sick of this guy.
5-06-05 Two random observations.
5-05-05 Chances are, you'll work with someone like this eventually.
5-04-05 The punishment must fit the crime.
5-03-05 Pigs. All of them. Little pigs.
5-02-05 Don't ask why sci-fi geeks do this. It's just their haven't-seen-the-movie ritual.
4-29-05 Some people just have that friendly look to them. Or something else that screams "victim."
4-28-05 The most sobering experience, if you survive it.
4-27-05 It can be a profound experience if you let it.
4-26-05 We all know someone like this.
4-25-05 One of the more plausible questions concerning her.
4-22-05 We estimate it could take even less time.
4-21-05 The law of music naming conventions.
4-20-05 The world according to LAN parties.
4-19-05 Legal forms of revenge.
4-18-05 Come to think of it, we shouldn't think too much about it.
4-15-05 Toasted Pixel in Sin City (Part V of V)
4-14-05 Toasted Pixel in Sin City (Part IV of V)
4-13-05 Toasted Pixel in Sin City (Part III of V)
4-12-05 Toasted Pixel in Sin City (Part II of V)
4-11-05 Toasted Pixel in Sin City (Part I of V)
4-08-05 Moby Dick, by Michael Bay (Part V of V)
4-07-05 Moby Dick, by Michael Bay (Part IV of V)
4-06-05 Moby Dick, by Michael Bay (Part III of V)
4-05-05 Moby Dick, by Michael Bay (Part II of V)
4-04-05 Moby Dick, by Michael Bay (Part I of V)
4-01-05 You can like Star Wars without liking George Lucas. Same deal with Hobbits.
3-31-05 More realistic than most Nickelodeon shows, wouldn't you agree?
3-30-05 This technology magically exists in all Hollywood crime stories.
3-29-05 Remember this ad campaign?
3-28-05 It won't steal your soul. We promise.
3-25-05 Digital watches have won the battle for supremacy, if that tells you anything.
3-24-05 Everyone's got it rough.
3-23-05 Satan is in serious trouble.
3-22-05 Even generous roommates act this way.
3-21-05 Maybe it just feels this way.
3-18-05 All web workers eventually learn about the company they keep...
3-17-05 Noodle revelations at 3am.
3-16-05 Maybe we just don't want to miss anything. Ever.
3-15-05 So a Korean American and a South Asian American walk into a school...
3-14-05 The pariah of gaming.
3-11-05 The only one in touch with today's youth.
3-10-05 Are you... one of them?
3-09-05 Fulfilling the internet dream.
3-08-05 Who the better man is. Criteria that counts.
3-07-05 The life in college, the life with college roommates
3-04-05 How to Destroy a Perfectly Good Childhood Memory... Autobot Porn
3-03-05 Our favorite geek starts school. Upstate. In Catholic school...
3-02-05 We're excited about the new Dune DVD set. Yup.
3-01-05 It all begins...
2-28-05 A Special Announcement and an OCD patient
2-23-05 Celebrity Rampage: Kirk Cameron (Part II of II)
2-21-05 Celebrity Rampage: Kirk Cameron (Part I of II)
2-16-05 Kris Kross: Gold Nugget of History
2-14-05 The Abuse of Photoshop Awards! (Part III)
2-09-05 The Abuse of Photoshop Awards! (Part II)
2-07-05 The Abuse of Photoshop Awards!
2-02-05 Interpersonal verbal abuse is awesome
1-31-05 Meanwhile, another sadly true story from the all-American dotcom
1-26-05 On the Cusp! (Part III)
1-24-05 On the Cusp! (Part II)
1-19-05 On the Cusp! (Part I)
1-12-05 The First Legal Threat Against Toasted Pixel!
1-10-05 The Film History of Aliens Foiled by Sunglasses and Other Fashion Statements! (part 2 of 2)
1-05-05 The Film History of Aliens Foiled by Sunglasses and Other Fashion Statements! (part 1 of 2)
1-03-05 2004 Moratorium
12-29-04 We hope everyone has a Happy New Year's! Well, everyone who counts, anyway.
12-27-04 The Ghost of New Year's Resolutions Past
12-22-04 Should you tell him the truth, or will it make things worse?
12-20-04 The Most Jaw-Dropping Gift Guide Ever!
12-15-04 Never geek and drive.
12-13-04 The latest in technology abuse
12-08-04 May we learn from our mistakes of Christmases past.
12-06-04 If you ever wondered what happened to him...
11-29-04 Introducing Toasted Pixel eCards!
11-24-04 The History of Computers Through Film!
11-22-04 Why only one baby escape pod per planet?
11-17-04 Video game buyer beware. Madness awaits you
11-15-04 How to leave your job with grace.
11-10-04 Ashcroft's resignation explained
11-08-04 History of a geek! Relate to it and despair.
11-03-04 Ante up
11-01-04 Time's almost up
10-27-04 A Toasted Pixel Halloween!
10-25-04 Don't hate the player. Hate the sucky player.
10-20-04 Plans within plans
10-18-04 Results of the final 2004 Presidential Debate
10-13-04 How to make your own fantasy novel series!
10-11-04 TP's own scifi show!
10-06-04 You are your operating system
10-04-04 Reunion of childhood friends
9-29-04 The Toasted Pixel 2004 Voting Guide! (Part 2 of 2: Top
Intergalactic Elections)
9-27-04 The Toasted Pixel 2004 Voting Guide! (Part 1 of 2: Domestic
Heroes and Villains)
9-22-04 Childhood friends
9-20-04 Get me an exit
9-15-04 Star Wars Trilogy DVD review! (Part 2 of 2: Return of the Jedi)
9-13-04 Star Wars Trilogy DVD review! (Part 1 of 2: A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back)
9-8-04 Heading Home
9-6-04 The miracles of technology
9-1-04 TP's Premiere! Welcome!