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Uwe Boll Film Features:


BloodRayne Review

Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark DVD Review

Uwe Boll's House of the Dead DVD Review

Uwe Boll's Blackwoods Film Review




Film Features:


Happy Memorial Day

Their Best Work Besides Law & Order

Ghoulies Review

SCI FI Channel's Mammoth Review

The Film History of People Who Get Dismembered So Fast They Don't Realize It and Then Look Surprised When They Start Falling Apart.

The Mental Development of Dead People

Cloak & Dagger Film Review

No Spoilers: A Play by the Pet Pal Players

Evil Breed DVD Review

Werewolf DVD Review

Scientology vs. Kirk Cameron

A Primer on Lost

Death Race 2000 DVD Review

Dinocroc DVD Review

The Defender DVD Review

R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet DVD Review

Narnia Film Review

Now Celebrating DAY OF THE NINJA

Aquanoids Review

Steven Seagal's Incomprehensible Official Website

Hellraiser: Deader DVD Review

Boa vs. Python DVD Review

The Crow: Wicked Prayer DVD Review

Previous Versions of the Matrix

A Batman Begins Perspective

The Horror Film History of Unhelpful Children Who Know All About the Monsters Killing People But Just Draw Useless Pictures Instead of Telling Anybody

Our Favorite Aspects of the Bat

An Explanation of the Looney Tunes Evolution

Moby Dick, by Michael Bay

How to Destroy a Perfectly Good Childhood Memory: Autobot Porn

The Film History of Aliens Foiled by Sunglasses and Other Fashion Statements!

The History of Computers Through Film!

Star Wars Trilogy DVD Review