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The Toasted Pixel 2004 Voting Guide!

Part III: Top Intergalactic Elections






Alien Platform:
Harvest All Humans
Alien Party
versus
Predator Party


Predator Platform:
Hunt All Humans

Whoever wins, Lance Hendriksen will get killed during the movie and somehow come back to star in the next Alien film anyway.





Amidala Platform:
Overdress All Humans
Queen Amidala's Cirque du Soleil Party
versus
Palpatine's I Don't Hang Out with Gungans Party


Palpatine Platform:
Han Shoots first and all that other crap you care about

A Message Paid for By Friends of Palpatine: "Hi, I'm your Supreme Chancellor and Emperor, Palpatine. Some of you think I was elected under suspicious circumstances, but that's a moot point. This war we're waging against the droid army is very real. We were forced to go to the edge of the galaxy to start the war on the tiny desert kingdom of Geonosis, and we WILL find their secret weapon of planetary destruction. We must devote the proper resources to building a bigger army and winning this war, even at the risk of our domestic Jedi and economic programs. So, you must give me emergency powers to pass any law I want, because there's a war and everything. Yeah."






Flash Gordon Platform:
Make All Humans Listen to Queen
Flash Gordon's Big-Haired, Sleeveless Spandex-Wearing, fan-of-Queen Party
versus
Ming the Merciless' Heterosexual Party


Ming the Merciless Platform:
I don't look like Flash Gordon.

A Message Paid for By Friends of Ming the Merciless: "Me no Chinese! Me alien! Me likey American vote! Just because me have name Ming, and squinty eyes, and Fu-Manchu beard, and dress like stereotypical Chinese emperor, me actually conceptualized by imaginative writers! We numbah one!"




The consensus: Every race in the known universe wants to royally screw the people of earth.



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