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The Toasted Pixel 2004 Voting Guide! Many voters are unhappy with this year's impending elections. Perhaps it's because we're faced with two of the most dismal Presidential choices since Andrew Jackson was elected on the "Kill All Native Americans" platform. To help voters, we've assembled the opinions of all your favorite heroes and villains. Read over their individual political alignments and the reasons behind their choices. They may be eye openers.

Part I: The Villains

	Name: GARGAMEL Political Alignment: DEMOCRATIC PARTY Reason: As the only non-blonde, non-Aryan on The Smurfs, Gargamel opposes Nazi-esque societies where everyone is identical to everyone else. His contribution to the Smurf society, the creation of the only female smurf, caused an uproar in the community, but even the uniform Smurfs came around and discovered the joys of a larger gene pool. Gargamel also opposes his neighboring Aryan kingdoms (home to the characters PeeWee and Johan), where his black-haired visage would be killed on sight.

	Name: SHARKTICONS Political Alignment: GREEN PARTY Reason: The Sharkticon Transformers know the dangers of their habitat being destroyed. The Sharkticons also look like your typical Phish-fan hippies, with their round bodies, ocean fish aroma and constant iron deficiencies. They always have the munchies, too.

	Name: SKELETOR Political Alignment: WORKING FAMILIES PARTY Reason: He-Man's mortal enemy employs everyone from giant lobster monsters to spiders to beast men to handicapped cyborg amputees, to even women and Asians. Skeletor's wrath knows the demands of a highly diverse work environment and community.

	Name: MUMM-RA Political Alignment: WORKERS WORLD PARTY Reason: The Thundercats' mortal enemy knows the bite of lackluster health care. After all, he's a freakin' mummy. Viciously pro-animal, with a pet "Ma-Mutt" dog, Mumm-Ra knows that cat elitists can often overlook the plight of any other animal, and he thusly opposes the Thundercats and their cat obsessions.

	Name: MEGATRON Political Alignment: DECEPTICON PARTY Reason: They're one of those parties that says they have a platform, but all their candidates are actually all the Republican ones. Yeah, you think you're voting for a cool boombox, but you're actually voting for Bush. There's more than meets the eye, as most of their candidates are at undisclosed locations underground. They're sneaky that way. Trivia: At the Decepticon rally, they play "You got the touch!" as the balloons fall.

	Name: GEORGE W. BUSH Political Alignment: "DO NOT CHECK THIS BOX" Reason: Unfortunately, it doesn't look like he filled out his voter registration card correctly.

The consensus: Evil is genius.

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